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this is some ed edd eddy shit
the eyepatch. the washing machine. the shovel. this is incredible.
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Can we all just appreciate that Alex Hirsch, creator of Gravity Falls, was prank calling Republican voter fraud hotlines on November 6, 2020?
Ok i scrolled past the first post about this and so this is the second one I saw, but they both fail to mention HE CALLED IN USING CHARACTER VOICES
[first clip]
Woman: This is a hotline to report instances of voter fraud.
Alex Hirsch, in the voice of Soos Ramírez: Okay, yeah, I saw what I believe is a voter fraud situation?
Woman: Can you please describe it for me?
Hirsch: Um… so I saw a man, uh… he walked into this- this building. Uh, and he was wearing a black- he had a, a black hat, black mask, a striped… shirt and a, uh, red tie. And, um… I believe there were hamburgers in his bag? And he was saying “robble robble,” as he was exiting the building? Like a burglar.
Woman: [unintelligible]
Hirsch: Y'know, I think- I think he’s probably antifa. Can I speak to Rudy Giuliani?
[dial tone]
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Alex Hirsch, in the voice of Stanley “Stan” Pines: Hi, I’d like to report an incident of voter fraud.
Woman: Uh, yes sir.
Hirsch: Yeah, so I, um- I committed some voter fraud. I’m very proud of it, and I’d like to tell Mr. Rudy Giuliani about it.
Woman, in a flat tone: Great. Um. Awesome.
Hirsch: My name is Stan Pines. P-I-N-E-E-S. You got that down?
Woman: …Yes.
Hirsch: So, y'know, I- I went in there and, uh, I had a big ol’ sack. And I just started, just takin’ ballots out of the box. And I, y'know, I- I didn’t even- I didn’t even try to hide it. I waved to the crowd, I blew them kisses. And uh, y'know, I think I’m kind of a local hero and I’d, uh, I’d like Rudy to give me a medal or somethin’.
[dial tone]
Hirsch, corpsing: She hung up on me!
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me with my life flashing before my eyes: mourn for m-
the guy casting resurrection: no time for that, get the fuck up harry
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i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english
“What to do with this information”: kick ass at hangman
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sound on*
repost from @/rorythefrenchie on tiktok
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friend was lamenting the lack of girls in the shonen she was watching so I had some advice for her
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She took in the cats 😂
Can’t believe i just watched a cat baby trap her side piece’s whole family
I can. That’s all cats do is baby trap humans
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That was very funny.
We have a dedicated one of these to use on my posts:
- This is a great, great story.
- It feels like “custom drive through window meme response icon” is a hugely untapped art market with (relatively) low risk/work ratio.
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